“I don’t need the perfect guy. I don’t need candlelight or roses. Honestly, I don’t even need a real bed…”
Ellie Kolstakis is a twenty-one-year-old virgin. She’s not religious. She’s not waiting for marriage. She’s not even holding on for The One. Ellie’s just unlucky. But with her final year of university coming to an end, she’s determined to shed her V-plates, once and for all. And she’s ready to try anything – from submitting to her domineering Greek mother’s matchmaking skills to embracing the world of nether-waxing trends (no-one wants a ‘Hitler’) and even YouTube tutorials on how to give a ‘blow gift’ (it should never be a job).
After all, what has she got to lose? Well, besides the obvious.