It’s publication day for bestselling author, Tracy Bloom.

The fifth novel in her hilarious “No-one Ever Has Sex” series, No-one Ever has Sex on Holiday is published today by Bookouture.

The novel follows the well-loved characters of Ben and Katy as they navigate the mine-field that is their first holiday with kids…

Get ready to enjoy your first holiday abroad with small children. Highlights include: being woken at 5 every morning and working a gruelling day in 30-degree heat chasing kids around the pool with a bottle of sunscreen. Added features: screaming during mealtimes and toddlers moaning about sand. Absolutely no sex guaranteed or your money back!

Katy and Ben and their four closest friends are going to Spain for a week with their kids. Sun, sex and sangria? Almost certainly not.

The couples think they are prepared for all the joys and trials a family holiday has to offer but they have a shock coming, and not only from the kids. Into their first day by the pool crashes Ollie, who has just been dumped by his girlfriend, and Cassie, on her hen party holiday but having serious doubts about her impending marriage. A recipe for a relaxing week abroad? Let’s wait and see…

Early reviews have shown the novel to be just as popular as it’s predecessors:

“Completely fabulous, utterly funny and I think something parents everywhere will really be able to relate to.” Goodreads reviewer, 5 stars

“I found this  to be an enthralling, laugh out loud read and great story and it wasn’t until I’d finished this book that I discovered it is the fifth in a series so I can honestly say that it works well as a standalone.” Goodreads reviewer, 5 stars

“Funny, light hearted quick read! Totally enjoyable perfect for the beach!” Goodreads reviewer, 5 stars

Tracy Bloom started writing when her cruel heartless husband ripped her away from the UK to live in America with a brand new baby and no mates. Determined to see it as an opportunity, she pursued her dream of writing a bestseller and by 2013, No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday, had topped the charts. Back living in England she combines writing full time with herding her husband and two children around Derbyshire.